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| Today is my birthday! Sorry I haven't blogged in a while. Things have been so busy around here! Spring cleaning! I'm not spring cleaning today though. Today I am taking a bath with some nutmeg candles. Me time. I need me time on my birthday! Oh man, I just looked down and I'm bleeding! BRB. Whoa that was weird. My hand was bleeding all over the place. I ALWAYS bleed on my birthday! Chunks! I bleed chunks. Squares! | | |
| Carol Buggert presents: Carol Buggert's rules for mutton chops. Rule 1: Mutton Chops are for faces, but they do not go in mouths. Rule 2: Mutton Chops may get gnarly, so clean them regularly. Rule 3: Mutton Chops do not look good on Mortys. | | |
| "Sleep tight" I said to little Christopher. "Mommy?" he said. "Yes dear?" I said. "Mommy, what time is it?" Chris said. "5:30," I said. | | |
| Today I spent a little me time, listening to old records and taking a bath with nutmeg candles. | | |
| Lately I've been hanging out with the Duke Lacross team, and let me just say, these are some pretty nice guys! First, we had dinner at their Lacross house, then a couple drinks (non-alcoholic), then some desert! Then we ate the leftovers, followed by some more drinks (strawberry smoothies) and then we went to White Castle.
There's no way these guys are guilty of rape. Gluttony, maybe, but not rape. They're so nice!
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